“I KNOW HOW PERVY YOU ALL ARE”

Posted: October 1, 2010 in A/N wank, Uncategorized
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You know it’s going to be lulzy when chapter 1 is nothing but A/N and it still has over 4,000 reviews.

There Will be Blood by johnnyboy7

Dear Faithful Readers (who from this moment on, will be called Johnny’s since I’m vain like that haha).

Welcome to a new adventure from my mind and trust me, its going to be a trip.

If you’ve been reading some of my other stuff aka THVC or LDV,

you will know that I am a pretty extensive writer who enjoys diving head first into the lives and characters of my stories. This story is going to be no different and expect long, detailed chapters.

This is a Bella/Edward, ALL HUMAN story and is very OCC as far as the Cullen’s go. I don’t want reviews telling me this because I wrote the story so I know this is going to be totally different from Stephanie Meyer’s stuff. This is a pure Johnnyboy7 creation. Remember that.

We’ve never ready anything like this before!

Also, since this is going to be a ‘life story’, there won’t be drama and lemons in every chapter. Of course, you know I love my smut and drama but it won’t be happening every day.

Life story? More like an autobiography AMIRITE?

Just let the story progress and stick with it. I promise you’ll be on a roller coaster from the prologue.

Well, since you demanded asked so nicely…

Now on to the technical stuff; this story will have alternating Bella/Edward POV’s by chapter except for the prologue, which was just something I was trying out. There will be cannon pairings but like I said before, Edward is VERY DIFFERENT.

Well maybe I should say that he isn’t different but for a human, he can be pretty messed up. Think of him as the closest thing to vampire as a human can be.v

THIS IS A MAFIA STORY.

ALL THE THINGS THAT COME WITH THAT WILL BE IN THE SUBSEQUENT CHAPTERS.

That brings me to my next part of my first of many author’s rants. This story is a very intricate reflection of the underground crime world.

The mob is never a clean thing so this story won’t be either.

IF YOU AREN’T OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE THEN PLEASE JUST SKIP RIGHT OVER THIS STORY AND COME BACK WHEN YOU’RE OLDER.

CAN WE AT LEAST STILL CLICK ON ALL THE OUTFIT PICTURES ON YOUR PROFILE, JOHNNY? OH PLEASE!

This story has blood, gore, violence, guns, references to religion, drugs, alcohol, language, dirty lemonade and so much more. It’s rated M for a reason; very dark themes dealing with the mafia and crime families. I think I use the word ‘fuck’ or some variation of it at least twenty times in the first chapter.

… wasn’t Edward supposed to be VERY DIFFERENT?

Expect lots of Mobward. He’s not a very close ‘Twilight’ Edward. Bella is closer to the books but not fully. Although he might ‘soften’ throughout the story, don’t expect him to ever truly be fluffy per se.

I think that’s all. I just wanted to warn everyone before we get this thing started.

I know I’m sounding like a ‘father’ right now

Is that what they’re calling tools now?

He ends the rest of the chapters in BOLD SHOUTY CAPS, telling the reader what they should be focusing on and worrying about, narrating the rise in reviews, and promoting contests that he REALLY WANTS TO WIN SOMETHING from!

Chapter 13:

AND GOOD NEWS…LEMON COMING UP NEXT! I KNOW HOW PERVY YOU ALL ARE

Chapter 14:

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING WHEN BELLA WILL REVEAL HER AGE. AT THIS POINT TO THE CHARACTERS, ITS NOT A BIG DEAL TO ANYONE EXCEPT BELLA. EDWARD COULD EASILY GET THE INFORMATION IF HE WANTED BUT SHE TOLD HIM SHE WAS 21, WHY WOULDN’T HE BELIEVE HER? PLUS, IN THEIR EYES, THIS IS A ONE TIME DEAL…AS OF NOW. THE AGE THING WILL BE COMING UP SHORTLY, ESPECIALLY ONCE THE FAMILY FINDS OUT ABOUT OUR LOVER’S LITTLE TRYST.

WHAT EVERYONE REALLY NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT IS WHETER BELLA IS ITALIAN OR NOT. THAT’S A WHOLE SEPARATE ISSUE ON ITS OWN AND DID WE FORGET THAT CHARLIE’S A COP? MY, MY, MY. THINGS ARE HEATING UP.

LOTS GOING ON. HOPE YOU CAN ALL KEEP UP.

Thanks for mansplaining that to us, Johnny. Our minds are just so tiny and insignificant and pervy. It is so hard to keep up with your ignorance intricate reflections of the crime world.

Chapter 17:

ONCE AGAIN, I KEEP GETTING SO MANY COMMENTS ABOUT BELLA’S AGE. ONE REVIEWER EVEN CALLED HER A HYPOCRITE FOR KEEPING SECRETS. GOOD LORD FOLKS, IT’S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL ALTHOUGH SHE THINKS IT IS. I PROMISE THAT THE AGE QUESTION WILL BE ADDRESSED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, ON FRIDAY, WHICH IS A BEAST BY THE WAY.

BUT AS I’VE SAID BEFORE, THE AGE THING ISN’T THE BIGGEST DEAL. DID EVERYONE FORGET THAT EDWARD’S IN THE MOB? MAJOR PROBLEM. I CAN’T STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

IN OTHER NEWS, LOTS OF THINGS GOING ON OUTSIDE OF THE STORY.

SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE RECOMMENDED THIS STORY TO OTHER SITES AND I’VE GOTTEN AN INFLUX OF REVIEWERS WHO HAVE BEEN SENT OVER TO THE STORY. THERE HAS BEEN SO MANY PEOPLE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORKS, THAT I’VE DECIDED TO START A BLOG.

With all of your new popularity, intricate plots that we can barely keep up with, and neverending efforts to please the hoards of “pervs” that read you, of course you need a blog! Next stop, COPYRIGHTING!

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Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    what is this I can’t even

    • tattletale says:

      if the above just wasn’t enough for you, be sure and check out his blog for additional ramblings! They are just as contrived and pretentious as his A/N!

  2. nonnie nonnie boo boo says:

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. Instead of telling everybody what the hell the story is going to be about in a huge, stupid, rambling author’s note, why not just start writing it? What an intriguing idea. (note: “intriguing idea” refers to actually writing the first chapter instead of an a/n. not your unoriginal, overdone plot.)

  3. Anonymous says:

    I don’t even know who this is…but what a douche.

  4. Anonymous says:

    omg, that pic with the litlle girl and the hairbrush is the best! Really, all of them fit perfectly.

    • Anonymous says:

      that made me laugh really fucking hard

      what movie is it from?

      • BippityBoppityBitch says:

        I had to shut my office door because I laugh-snorted so hard when I saw that.

        • Monkey Bum says:

          I bet my snort was louder than your snort.
          I want her as my avi.

          • BippityBoppityBitch says:

            Are you challenging my snort? And don’t add her as your avi, people will know where you got it from and track you down. (This is half serious/half kidding. I would really hate for you to become a fandom casuality because one of the “Johnny’s” hunted you down.)

            • Monkey Bum says:

              I see your snort and raise you two variations of “fuck”, AND a softened Mobward.
              Bring on the Johnny’s.

              • BippityBoppityBitch says:

                When you get hung in the fandom square don’t come crying to me.

                • Monkey Bum says:

                  But then I could write a blog about the awful experience and justify my choice of the avi because it represents my inner turmoil and deep love for the Johnny’s!
                  Sigh.
                  Okay, I fold.

      • Anonymous says:

        I’m pretty sure that’s from Look Who’s Talking Now. *runs away and hides for knowing such lame movie*

  5. cookiemonster says:

    “Cannon” pairings? Well. I’m certainly not perverted enough for this sort of massive weapon-porn.

  6. yomama says:

    Imma leave Johnnyboy alone. i think he probably has enough troubles in life.

  7. Tanya Denali says:

    He is a nice guy!

    • tattletale says:

      What I want to know is how he has time to do all this writing, with an active College social life…and playing WOW and D&D on the weekends with the cool kids…maybe he is a super secret character in a fandom Role play too- he sounds busy like a little bee.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Is this guy for real?

    He has named his fans after himself…I honestly do not no what to say : /

    I am just going to giggle snort instead.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Don’t you love how I have no problem ever being anonymous? Fuck it. LOL

    Another great post. I seriously have a crush on you all, women?, gals, (whatever you want to call yourselves, because biatches seems like it might piss you off – even said in love. Just sayin’.)

    Anyway! What was I doing? Oh yeah, replying to the post. You pretty much said it all and .gif’ed it well, too. I had this fic on my list of stories to read, but now, I’m glad I didn’t start or I’d be all cranky and grumpy after reading the damn a/n. I’m going to track down whoever rec’d this fic to me and beat them. Don’t they know me at all? HA.

    Thanks for the blog. I love it and it makes me happy.

    • oh jeebus says:

      Ha, someone recced it to me as well, although I’m really questioning their judgement now, not to mention anyone else’s who reads this.

      I hate it when authors talk down to their readers, like we’re not smart enough to figure out what they’re trying to get across to us. Drives me nuts. That first a/n alone would have driven me away from this, although I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have gotten past the first chapter had I continued on.

  10. Anon E Mouse says:

    Do we really need another mafia themed fic? Hasn’t that plot jumped the shark in fandom?

  11. BippityBoppityBitch says:

    Well, first off I am going to venture a guess that this “guy” isn’t really a guy. If he is, then I am going to guess he is gay, living with his mom, and has a cat or two. Not that there is a problem with that. Really.

    I haven’t read this story, not planning on it either. But a mafia Edward who says fuck every three words doesn’t seem to new and exciting to me. This was good for a Friday afternoon laugh though.

    And since you mentioned the Polyvore thing, can I ask WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF GIVING DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS OF THE CHARACTERS CLOTHES? IT DOES NOT ADD TO THE STORY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.

    Okay, sorry for the shouty caps. But that really does annoy me. Do we need eight paragraphs describing Bella putting on her shoes that are Jimmy Choo and have a billion straps that travel up her ankles? Or that her skirt was D&G, a tempting “MIDNIGHT BLUE” color. I think not.

    • DyingOfLaughter says:

      aaaahahahahaha the clothes descriptions!! gah it is incredibly annoying. sometimes i think authors use descriptions extra long like that to take up space.

    • oh jeebus says:

      I don’t mind the polyvores so much, as long as they don’t go on and on in an a/n or on twitter about how much time they spent on them – to which I say, why not, instead of picking out pictures for hours on end, just write the damn story?!!

      Btw, I love your name, that made me lol a little when I first saw it the other day.

      • BippityBoppityBitch says:

        Thank you. I guess I should have said that I don’t mind Polyvore so much as I mind a freaking eight thousand word description of Edward’s oatmeal colored linen pants.

        It annoyed me in Twilight when SM had Edward wearing khaki pants and a tan sweater. It also annoyed me that she had Bella wearing a long denim skirt.

        • thankfuckimnotawriter says:

          I think Edward’s sleeveless button-down took the cake. So freaking Mormon.

          • BippityBoppityBitch says:

            “So freaking Mormon”- that is also how you could describe all of the fading to black.

          • oh jeebus says:

            Ha, I never caught that until someone on a different site pointed it out. Now it’s all I can think about when I read any of the books. Oh well.

        • oh jeebus says:

          Oh I agree completely with that. Bella and Edward really didn’t have the best taste in the books. And really long and descriptive sentences can be extremely annoying, especially if they’re all over the place.

        • nonnie nonnie boo boo says:

          Oh GOD, i cringed so hard at the “fashion” in the entire series. Yeesh. Then again, what can we expect when Stephenie Meyer wears shit like this?

          • thankfuckimnotawriter says:

            IKR? So embarrassing. It’s a complete mystery to me why doesn’t hire a personal trainer and a stylist. It’s not like she couldn’t afford it.

          • BippityBoppityBitch says:

            I am pretty sure that someone told me she had a severe nervous break down before Eclipse finished filming, that would explain the weight. I am a fat ass so I can’t judge her though. But that dress is unexcuseable. She has money so she needs to stop shopping at Dress Barn. I do like the necklace though.

        • tattletale says:

          SM had twi characters wearing some fugly assed shit! But you forgot to mention the description of his “button-down” with the sleeves rolled up, exposing his muscular forearms…

    • nonnie nonnie boo boo says:

      The fact is that there are some authors who pose as men behind their pennames in this fandom. Or people assume that they’re men *because* of their pennames.

  12. lol says:

    this is just funny. not gonna give this person a really hard time cause I don’t see any assholery going on here, just lulz.

  13. Anonymous says:

    He couldn’t even invent an original name – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469494/

    That’s all I need to know…

  14. Anonnnie says:

    Readers need everything explained to them in the most self-indulgent, masturbatory way possible. Otherwise, they’ll never understand the fan fiction masterpiece you’ve gifted them with.

    • BippityBoppityBitch says:

      When in reality it is like dog shit that has been wrapped in a brown paper bag, thrown on your porch, and caught on fire. You open the door, expecting a fabulous guest, only to be completely mind-fucked that it isnt fabulous at all. It is only a bag of flaming poo. And to make it worse, you stomp all over it and get charred dog shit on your feet.

      Did this make sense to anyone else but me? Or am I rambling?

  15. Anon E Mouse says:

    Some blog has Big Name Author appreciation week right now. I assume this blog inspired them.

    • BippityBoppityBitch says:

      Are you kidding me? Where is the Twank for that? We need it stat!

        • BippityBoppityBitch says:

          How about (and I know I will get flamed for this from BNA fangirls) A “fuck-you-big-authors-and-your-over-blown-egos week”. I like that better.

          BRING ON THE HATE, BITCHES!

        • AnonymousHonesty says:

          This is ridc for real. MTK and all her ego tripping is of course behind this. No surprise there.

        • Anonymous says:

          omg. this. made. my. day.

          Here’s the thing. I don’t leave reviews unless they are positive. I don’t send emails to authors asking them to update or whatever. If a fic is pulled I move on to the next one and forget about it.

          I have never once considered fic: A GIFT A BEAUTIFUL GLORIOUS LIFE ALTERING GIFT. A GIFT OF SUCH WORTH THAT WE MUST BOW DOWN TO THOSE WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO WRITE THE STORIES AND KISS THEIR FEET. But apparently, Carola has –

          A comment from ficbridge:
          “Carola said…

          I want to send MUCH love to SR specially. He’s been under a LOT of fire recently after removing UoEM from Twilighted and UoEM. The causes are unknown and there is much speculation in the fandom about why.
          But seriously, we NEED to respect everyone here. There is soooo much hate going on out there. Authors are giving us a GIFT, opening their hearts and exposing their souls to us thru their work. So please, don’t feel entitled to ANYTHING, because it is that, a GIFT!!!!! A precious valuable GIFT!
          If you are annoyed, angry or feel hate, get up and go take a walk, breath and put things in PERSPECTIVE! and try to put yourself in the other person’s shoes and experience what they might feel when they read those emails, DM, PM, tweets, etc. In my eyes, that is BULLYING!

          (steps off my soap box) Dear MTK, thanks for this today, it is much needed!

    • oh jeebus says:

      I saw that on twitter and immediately thought of this site and all that they could twank on that alone.

      • Monkey Bum says:

        Makes me think of hunting season:
        -This week will open for Big Name Authors, but only with a permit, and they must have over 10k reviews.
        -Next week we will target Small Name Authors who have won awards in contests hosted by 15-year-olds.
        Honest Criticism Strictly Prohibited.

    • tattletale says:

      *shakes head* well…someone has to remind the BGA why they are here…

      “Big Name Author Love-
      Today, we are being positive about Big Name Authors. Why? Because chances are they have felt the heat of hate. They are easy targets and usually are tough to get a rise out of.

      Instead of reacting, more often than not, a BNA will power through and keep writing for the readers that are enjoying their stories. Chances are, they jump at the opportunity to participate in charities and pimp other author’s stories.

      When I was starting out, I had friendly, sweet help from quite a few well known authors. They answered questions, gave me the time of day, and continued to talk to me even though I am such a disgusting thing on Twitter.

      They have set precedents for up and coming authors.

      So today, big name authors get a little love.”

      Wow! I’m inspired now. What was I thinking, degrading myself and posting on this site! I’m a horrible person…

      yeah- Twanhard, I’ll make sure I have my next twank to you by 2 pm sharp!

      • Anonymous says:

        ‘Today, we are being positive about Big Name Authors. Why? Because chances are they have felt the heat of hate. They are easy targets and usually are tough to get a rise out of.’

        Please Twankhard, inform them that we are also killing all their puppies! *evil laugh*

    • thankfuckimnotawriter says:

      And don’t forget the Fandom People Awards
      http://www.twificpimps.com/fandompplawards/

      • Anonymous says:

        I actually don’t have any problems with The Fandom People Awards. It “was” meant for people to vote for their faves, especially the people who are underappreciated. Whether that happens is another story, but it all depends on the people who do the nominating. Anyone who complains about who is up for voting after nominations have ended should have nominated their faves to begin with.

        The Fic Bridge, though? Hahahaha. Because, yeah, like BNAs need MOAR appreciation. Jumpin’ Jehosaphat! They’re being treated like a bunch of butterflies – don’t damage the butterflies! They’ll perish so easily…

      • tattletale says:

        Is it pure irony that the banner for the fandom people awards has sunchine coming out of the asses of the characters pictured?

        Hmmm…..

    • nonnie nonnie boo boo says:

      uhhhhh….what about all the constant ego-stroking those Big Name Authors get on the daily? does that not qualify as BNA love? *sigh* fangirls.

  16. Not a Johnny says:

    Johnny is unoriginal. He used a scene from Casino, not bothering to make an alterations to it. He also rips a number of fics for this one fic including EP. Not an EP fan, however dude uses the Edward/Carlisle gun scene.

    • lol says:

      okay, now that’s some fine twank. ripping off one of the most offensive scenes of one of the fandom’s most offensive fics? lovely. Any and everything derrivative of EP should be twanked.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t his followers be called “johnnys” or “johnnies”? I’m too tired to call anything else out here. The beta in me can’t help but cross its eyes and blink at the plural term “johnny’s”.

    *annoyed* Wouldn’t read this for my own personal reasons…but I’m glad to have seen the A/N. It’s always nice to be kindly “guided” by a gracious author who oh-so-knowingly figures we’re too stupid to figure things out.

    I’m surprised “mafia” wasn’t defined for his dear “johnny’s”…because, you know, unless you’re Italian, how could you possibly understand the intricacies of such an entity. I was born with mob knowledge – much like Koreans are naturally born with taekwondo knowledge.

  18. BippityBoppityBitch says:

    Holy Mother of God. I am just blown away by this bullshit. Are we really that insecure that we need to validate each other? That we need to designate a week to it? Make a contest out of it? Come. The. Fuck. On.

    Dear Fandom bitches, time to grow the fuck up. xoxo BBB

  19. AnonymouslyLOL'ing says:

    This dude isn’t even worth the time it took me to read this post.

    • so obnoxious says:

      re: long indulgent author’s notes

      were we supposed to be reading those? i mean, i don’t read stephen king’s either. oh, wait a minute…

  20. AnonymousHonesty says:

    BNAs are just really bored people. Then they bitch when readers are “demanding” yet they obviously have no lives since they can churn out hundreds of thousands of words. And THIS makes them the shit.

    JohnnyBoy is funny. At least he’s a child. He says he’s 20 so I’ll give him a break. All the mommies and old bitches iin their 30s and 40s with husbands, jobs, mortgages, bills and kids who act like this are the REAL hot mess. Don’t you have better things to do?

    Nope. You ARE the shit because you blog and write big stories.

    • nonnie nonnie boo boo says:

      wait wait waitaminutenow. THIRTY is not old. 😦 lol

      • AnonymousHonesty says:

        lol i’m up there too and to me it’s young but i know i’m ancient up against a 19 year old. but i’m old enough to know better. i can take these young kids still in college pulling childish antics but those of us who have been of age to vote and drink for a LONG time should know better.

  21. Tact Guy says:

    That dude, that Johnny dude? Eyerollingly infuriating. Polyvore? I don’t give a shit. A 200k fanfic? Come on. I don’t even have to look at any actual prose to know that it’s grossly overwritten. He has a 400k one on there too? Jesus.

    You know what pisses me off the most? That he can’t even spell correctly in his summaries and A/N’s, and he has over 4k reviews. I admire his readers patience. Actually, no, no I don’t. I’m glad I can’t be bothered. What a waste of time.

    BNA? The fact that there is an acronym for this shit makes me fume. We’re all just fans. Twilight fans (if not, why the hell are we in this fandom?). We’re none of us better than another. The ego thing drives me mental.

    For once, I’d like to see a well written, well plotted, compelling story get 4k reviews. A story that’s obviously edited well and actually has a beta. And yeah, I know, this place isn’t for discussing that, but goddamn, I wish there was, because I’d have some things to say…

    Just for the record, because I can see that there is some confusion about it, copyright automatically exists once a work is created. No registration required.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright#Obtaining_copyright

  22. jen says:

    It’s not just his A/N’s. The entire fic is filled with mistakes. The fic was rec’d to me, and I couldn’t get past all the errors in the first chapter, much less go on to the second. I just wish someone had the balls to tell him to get another beta. Whoever he’s using right now clearly doesn’t have the skills to do the job.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Thank God johnny thoughtfully explains it all to us, because honestly, having a vagina dictate my every move just makes it impossible to concentrate on intricacies of plot, character development and um… spelling and shit.
    I don’t know about you, but I want to know what he REALLY thinks.
    And I don’t think his head is up his ass, beccause GIANT WALKING ASSES don’t have heads.
    I know, I know… I need to get a grip. And start writing a C-grade fic I can ‘copyright’.

  24. Garth says:

    You know, I’m trying to understand just what it is these superfans get out of this shit. Are they just cyber social climbers or something? didn’t anyone tell them it’s the internet? You can’t be cool on the internet. The cooler you make yourself out to be on the interwebs, the lamer you are in real life. js js.

  25. Garth says:

    You know, I’m trying to understand just what it is these superfans get out of this. Are they just social climbers or something? Like, if they ride on the coattails of these BNAs, they too can be famewhores of the fandom?

    Didn’t anyone tell them that this is the internet? You can’t be cool on the internet. The cooler you make yourself out to be on the interwebs, the lamer you are in real life. js js.

  26. Chocolate Anony Mousse says:

    I’m so glad someone has finally called him out for his ego and for writing such a horrible story. What’s sad is that he does have a beta. Clearly they both suck and should just stop writing altogether.

    Hopefully Johnnyboy being called out for his rude behaviour will help him curb his attitude and stop being such an asshat. I doubt it, but one can dare to dream.

    • Anonymous says:

      His new beta or the beta he thanked at the end of the latest chapter has a good beta. Fellow guy in the fandom Stratan and that “dude” betas a shit load of people so he OBVIOUSLY has A WHOLE FUCKING LOT of time on his hands so I don’t know why he won’t help Johnny out because Johnny needs the help.

      • Chocolate Anony Mousse says:

        I have no idea if his new beta is the same as the old. All I can say, is that I read the first few chapters and they were absolutely horrible. I read the most recent chapter that was posted yesterday and it was just as bad.

        Just because Jenny has a good beta, doesn’t make her one. In anything, the fact the story STILL sucks, despite her influence, doesn’t speak much to her abilities.

        I know of the beta, Stratan, and I hear very good things. Johnny-whatever is a douche. If he was humble about his reviews, if he was humble about the praise, that’d be an entirely different story. That is not the case. He’s a jerk.

  27. For shame! says:

    I am disgusted at the mean spirited bullying I see on this site. There will be Blood is an amazing work of fiction written by a very talented and friendly author. I don’t know if the people on this site that choose to spend their time attacking authors are writers but if they are they should be even more ashamed. Guess what if you don’t like it you don’t have to read it, just like I don’t have to read your absurd rantings. Sounds like a bunch of hateful jealous spewing. You really should appologize to these authors. But that would take guts and morals.

    • Anonymous says:

      You are taking this way too seriously? This use to be fun. If you don’t want to read about *absurd rantings* then why the fuck are you reading them?

      No one is being hateful and no one is being jealous. People NEED to be called out on their egos. This is FANFICTION. An equal playground. All this elitism and class system going on needs to STOP. But it’s SO FAR GONE at this point it’s only going to get worse.

      You obviously read his work. He tells a good story no doubt but for a college student he has some BAD grammar. He’s a junior right? You take English 1&2 right off. WHO let him get away with that. The old writers who have been out of school since they 90s left town I can understand.

      Get off your high horse please. STOP being so serious.

      These authors need to apologize (ONE “P” in the spelling) to all of use readers and fellow writers for have motherfucking HUGE EGOS and making others feel like less.

    • Chocolate Anony Mousse says:

      TWBB is a good story? Are you sure you’re reading the same story that they are referring to?

      I can only think of one other author who calls his readers his “fans”, and he’s a douche too. At least the other guy didn’t name his. Your “talented” (I’m using that term loosely) author needs to stop talking for a while and have a slice of humble pie.

  28. For Shame! says:

    Used to be fun? It’s cyber bullying and it’s hurtful. To me that is serious. I can’t even imagine how these authors feel when they see this and they do. Talk about an ego problem. I find the bullies of the world to have the worst ego problem of all. Why don’t you learn how to use constructive criticism? I suppose that wouldn’t be any “fun” right? Not everyone has to like everything that is ever written. Not everyone has to like everyone’s personality. But this goes way beyond that in my opinion. I mean come on you’re attacking his A/N? Really? That’s like attacking a dedication page of a book. Who does that? Yes I do find that absurd. Whatever… have your fun making fun of people and nit picking about grammar, since you are obviously without fault. I repeat it’s very hurtful. Hey if that’s how you get your kicks alright then. I happen to find it mean. I write fanfic and I know that I’m most definitely not perfect. Never said I was. No one is. All writers are affected by negative feedback. I don’t care if it’s a mega author or an unknown. I’m not trying to stir the pot here. The last thing I’m looking to do is attack anyone. I have better ways to spend my time. Honestly it takes a lot to upset me. I’m not on a high horse. Far from it. I saw the link to this on twitter and I know this author and I just didn’t think he deserved this. No one does. I find it wrong in so many ways. If it makes you feel good about yourself that’s your choice.

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