Warning! This twank doesn’t come with brain bleach.

rubber-duckies-1234 has an interesting little story by the title of Daddy’s favourite girl, which features an incestuous/pedophilia/omgthisissogross mature relationship between Charlie and Bella. Our first instinct was to just run very far away, but others have been reporting this story to FFn for violation of the ToS.

But we can’t understand why they would. Like rubber-duckies says again and again:

I put up a warning that there was going to be incest. So please don’t review or if you don’t like it, or if your disgusted by it, I mean why review a story and tell me it’s sick. I know it’s sick and twisted but everyone has different opinion and there is a plot for this story.

Rated M for mature themes and incest.

You’ve all been warned! We don’t know about you, but whenever we see something offensive, disgusting,  repulsive, immoral, scary, etc and so on, we just ignore it. That’s why whenever we see suspicious men on playgrounds with their hands in their pants, we walk the other way instead of causing a scene, amirite?

A/N: No rude reviews please and vote on my poll!

The readers have been warned that the story is sick, twisted, and incestuous, and instructed to only leave nice reviews.

ENTER: THE RUDE REVIEWS!

Okay everyone, don’t be mad because I know that I promise there won’t be another AN. I have some bad news and good news.

Bad news:

People have been reporting this story saying it’s sick and disgusting. I put up a warning that there was going to be incest. So please don’t review or if you don’t like it, or if your disgusted by it, I mean why review a story and tell me it’s sick. I know it’s sick and twisted but everyone has different opinion. I don’t know if this story is going to be deleted or not.

And remember it is Fanfiction “Unleash you imagination.” That is the quote for the FF. Just saying.

She seems so familiar with Fanfiction.net’s slogan. We wish they’d add to that “…if you’ve read the ToS.” (Which she obviously hasn’t)

She also lists in her last chapter every (good) reviewer, story alerter, and story favorite’er, because that’s something everyone wants to be closely associated with.

Also an Evil Twin wank from her FFn profile, just because it made us lawl:

Sorry for those of you that gotten hate messages from me, I lent my brother my laptop and forgot to sign out of FF because I just made an account and my brother went on, so I am so sorry for the trouble I caused.

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Comments
  1. Author Envy says:

    There is just so much I CAN”T say about this one…I reported her…and the story summary…and her “brother” for abusive reviews and review replies she left…oh and I’m not really leaving this message either. I left twank up and my “Cat” got on the computer and left nasty messages for people who told me I suck…

  2. Anonymous says:

    Someone tweeted the link to this last week, encouraging people to report it to FFN. I followed it, skimmed the first couple of paragraphes and was shocked that someone felt the need to write this kind of fic. Even worse, the reviewers who think it’s hot and can’t wait for more updates. Also, it’s apparently already been yanke once before and she’s reposted.

    • Imma Nonnie Tooooooo says:

      I find the reviews profoundly more disturbing than the story (because I kinda think the writer has GOT to be doing this just to stir up the pot).

    • amaaaazed says:

      I’m not ashamed. Not only was I creeped out by the fact that someone thought there’d be a niche audience in this fandom for this low quality, sick garbage, but the comments! THE COMMENTS! They made my eyes bleed. All I could think was this writer was cultivating a group of disturbed young girls or perverted as fuck pedophile lurkers. REPORTED! I’m no stranger to looking the other way when certain fics are not my cup of tea or break FFn TOS, but some shit needs to be locked away far far away from fandom, the entire universe, etc.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Why is it that peeps (outside the illustrious LU, of course) only narc out stories to FFN when they’re personally offensive? Piles and piles of fics violate the ToS. Why be discriminate? Does the difference lie in hotness? If it’s sexy it can stay? If it’s gross, it can’t?

    I stand by the assertion, though, that if you’re going to write some controversial shit, be prepared to take some flak for it. Don’t be a pussy.

    I see fat ass people every day, but I still have McDonald’s. One day I’ll die of fatness. But, hey, I WAS warned. Does that mean I cant bitch when I’m in hell?

    • easgsrg says:

      Because I don’t have a problem reading about a legal, adult, consensual relationship, so why would I report it if it didn’t offend me? You can’t possibly compare something like a father sexually molesting his daughter to two grown adults getting married and making love. I’m sorry, but you can’t. So yeah, I feel fine with discriminating against something that disgusting.

      • Anonymous says:

        Disgusting to YOU. Maybe SHE thinks it hot.

        I’m hardly white knighting here. Don’t get me wrong. It’s plenty gross. But no one said you had to read it. Just scroll down. It’ll be ok.

        • Anonymous says:

          And what if this were some predator, reeling in young unsuspecting reviewers who found this kind of thing erotic? I hardly think it’s acceptable to turn a blind eye to something like that. I’ll sleep better at night knowing I trusted my instinct to report this to administration. Who is that bothering, in the end? the author? She/he’s breaking the rules. If they didn’t want to get in trouble, they would have read the tos.

          • Anonymous says:

            I hear you. That makes sense. But the fact is, plenty of people break the rules on FFN in a variety of ways. This isn’t the only incest story out there, nor is it the first or last.

            I’m not sure how useful the site is for drawing in young girls to terrorize. Aren’t there plenty of more efficient methods of victim catching? Like malls? Chat rooms? Twitter?

            All I’m saying is that, yeah, this fic is offensive. But so are rape stories, ultra violent stories, and hugely popular stories glorifying slavery and human trafficking. Yet, those aren’t singled out like this one is.

            It’s hypocritical, and hardly up to par with other twanks on this site.

            • easgsrg says:

              I report any story that offends me like this and has content that’s against FFn’s rules. I reported TPW and at least 6 or 7 other fetishsit pedophilia/incest stories I came across. Lots of fics have been singled out for it, because they offend a wider range of audience. If two adults engaging in consensual erotic acts offends you, then you should of course report it. That’s just not the thing that makes me terrified of letting my fourteen year old on the internet.

              I think the point here is, this isn’t being reported because of the sexual content, but rather, the context of it.

              • Anonymous says:

                So if it offends you personally it get’s reported? Wow. You must be special.

                According to you fics that are all about the beautiful lovemaking are ok, but something that you don’t personally approve of, gets the boot? Kind of high and mighty of you, don’t you think?

                I’ll say again that lots of stories on FFN break the rules.

                Clearly you read some. But it seems like the only ones you report are the ones you don’t like. How’s it feel being superior to everyone?

                • easgsrg says:

                  As I said, if it offends me AND breaks the ToS, then yeah. I report it. That’s my right as both a user of the site and a human being. I’m no prude or anything. I’m fine with someone writing about a consensual relationship between two adults. I just don’t want to read about children getting bent over a table and fucked by their father.

                  If that makes me high and mighty, then I’ll wear it proudly.

                  • Anonymous says:

                    But you don’t report every fic you read that breaks the rules. Only the ones that offend you. What kind of place would this world be if everyone was like you?

                    • easgsrg says:

                      Yeah, I only report fics that offend me. Every fic I’ve ever reported has been like this, with a child being sexually molested in a fetishistic way. That’s what offends me.

                      If everyone in this world were like me? If everyone in this world were offended by seeing children getting fucked by an adult?

                      I personally strive for that world.

                    • Anonymous says:

                      Hm. Well you’ve missed the point entirely it would seem. Which is not surprising.

                      I never said the fic wasn’t offensive. I only pointed out that selective censorship is stupid and pompous and arrogant and hypocritical.

                      If a volleyball player knocks the ball back into play after it’s gone out of bounds, that’s ok to you, but if said player kicks another player in the crotch to do so… that’s not? You need to check your self here, because you’re debating me on a point in which we agree.

                      YES the fic is offensive.

                      NO it’s not cool to selectively report fics just because they damage your sensibilities.

                    • easgsrg says:

                      So you’ve never seen a crime and not reported it in RL? Never been a teenager watching another teenager drink booze or smoke a doobie? Never seen someone run a red light and just gritted your teeth? Never heard something through the grapevine and shrugged it off?

                      Yet, if you saw a woman getting raped, or saw someone suspicious with another child, would you not say something? Or would you let it slide, because if you report one crime, you can’t be selective. you must report them all.

                      I just don’t believe that.

                      I don’t think that makes us stupid and pompous and arrogant and hypocritical. Not at all.

                      I think we’ll have to agree to disagree.

            • MarySue Anonymous says:

              But I do see hugely popular stories with questionable themes getting pulled from ffnet. I know TPW got pulled after being reported as well as several others which might have been, ahem, less offensive. So reporting fic, while not perfect, does seem to work sometimes.

              Does that mean I’m going to send out my daughter unsupervised on ffnet? Hell no, its not perfect, alot of the most disturbing stuff doesn’t get reported enough to warrant a reaction from ffnet, and new stuff is going up all the time.

              But I don’t really care if a teeanager reads a story where the balance between participants is equal and there’s sex in there. I do care when there’s exploitation and misogyny and while I certainly can’t clean up ffnet or stem the tide of pornfics, I do what I can by reporting.

              • Anonymous says:

                That doesn’t work for me. The entire premise of FFN is exploitation… of the authors who own this material.

                I’m anti any and ALL forms of censorship. If one person is reported for breaking the rules everyone who’s doing it too should go down. Regardless of degree, context, or content. Selectiveness is ridiculous.

                FFN is a poor platform for the fight against misogyny. Try a forum where your efforts will matter.

                • Anonymous says:

                  ..not to mention, misogyny is often in the eye of the beholder. Some readers see it in certain fics; others don’t.

                  I agree with you: FF’s TOS should apply to everyone or no one. Getting all subjective about it is a slippery slope.

                  I suspect FF turns a blind eye to most of the adult fics that don’t have highly sensitive subject matter because the ones with sex draw people to the site.

                  • Anonymous says:

                    Ahhh… case and point. It’s all about the advertising. Yeah, their ToS says not to post it.

                    But they totally want us to. The fics with the sexual content are the ones who get the most hits. The fics that get the most readers get the most ad play.

                    Very simple.

          • Anonymous says:

            ’ll sleep better at night knowing I trusted my instinct to report this to administration. Who is that bothering, in the end? the author? She/he’s breaking the rules. If they didn’t want to get in trouble, they would have read the tos.”

            Yeah, you can sleep better at night doing the reporting…BUT the hypocrisy lies in where all the raging that goes on toward the LU. They report stories that break TOS and the majority of authors and fans go ape shit bc of it and feel the need to call them haters and get bent out of shape. At the end of the day just bc it’s two consenting adults having elicit sex doesn’t mean it doesn’t offend some one and that it’s right to exist on FF’s site where tons of underage children have access to such stories…like TD, TS, and TT. Would you want your kids reading any of that? Even thought these two are two consenting adults? The impressionable youth? NO!

            And to your admission–“if they didn’t want to get in trouble they should have read the tos”. I agree…so lets come off the bullshit where these authors get pissed and their fans get bitchy toward the LU. They are fulfilling their purpose to the community…so they’ll feel better sleeping at night.

            …breaking TOS is breaking TOS. Period. Stop being a hypocrite…all of you who hat the illustrious LU. And no I am not a LU member or an affiliate of theirs.

      • Anonymous says:

        All of the detailed smut that people are including in their ff stories goes against fanfiction.net terms of service. While I certainly do not enjoy reading stories involving pedophilia or incest, I cannot condone reporting only those stories because they offend my sensibilities. If we start reporting only things that offend us, soon there will be nothing left because someone somewhere will find offense. I know I’m in the minority, but I find selective censorship a slippery slope.

        • easgsrg says:

          Is it artistic censorship when child pornography is outlawed, yet erotic photography of adults is perfectly fine?

          • Anonymous says:

            This is hardly child porn. Don’t make that comparison. It’s ridiculous.

            • easgsrg says:

              It’s not a small hop or anything, but I also don’t really believe it’s such an enormous leap. That’s my opinion. I just don’t think it’s fair to say people shouldn’t report something they feel is viscerally repulsive unless they report everything else that so much as skirts the lines of the technicalities. My first loyalty isn’t to FFn’s ToS. It’s to myself. I don[;t report it because it’s against the rules. I report it because it’s against the rules AND it offends me.

        • Imma Nonnie Tooooooo says:

          “I find selective censorship a slippery slope.”

          I agree with this wholeheartedly. Yes, it’s horrible. But where do you draw the line?

          “And what if this were some predator, reeling in young unsuspecting reviewers who found this kind of thing erotic? I hardly think it’s acceptable to turn a blind eye to something like that. I’ll sleep better at night knowing I trusted my instinct to report this to administration”

          Also a good argument.

          This is an interesting quandary. I think it’s disgusting, gross, beyond the pale, etc. I’m just torn as to censorship aspect of it. Technically, anything with an M rating is violating ToS, so. And one person’s trash is another person’s treasure. Devil’s advocating here.

          • Twilight Slush says:

            I’m going to have to agree re: censorship as a slippery slope.

            You’ve got emancipation proclamation where there is human slavery/trafficking and, yet, because it’s a B/E (underage) love story, that’s okay? Not to mention drug use, threats of rape, etc.

            I think a fic like the one twanked is disgusting and vile, but where do you draw the line at censorship?

            They all violate the ToS for FF.net.

            • Anonymous says:

              Well, thank you. You just made my point.

              • Twilight Slush says:

                Not to mention a fic like Just Wait. Many of the same disgusting topics are written about in that story, yet it gets praised?

                I may not like something, but I am against censorship.

                • Anonymous says:

                  Just Wait should have been removed but the 15K people loving it let it slide. Emancipation Proclamation was Baby Einstein yet against that ridiculously, exaggerated crap of a fic.

                  • Anon E Mouse says:

                    Didn’t EP get reported and she had to move it to her blog? Never read Just Wait so I have no clue about that one.

            • MarySue Anonymous says:

              Now, see-I don’t find reporting a fic to ffnet censorship. This site explicitly states it does not accept any MA fiction. People accept these rules when they post. If they want to take a chance they won’t be reported, that’s fine but hey those are the TOS.

              What is offensive, or even what is regarded as pronographic is a constantly moving target. What would have been considered highly oiffensive 30 years ago might barely raise an eyebrow today (I’m looking at you, slash). So if a story creates a reporting furor because a large number of readers find it offensive, in a way its a democratic vote of ‘no thanks’.

            • Anonymous says:

              EP DID get reported for ToS and is NO LONGER in FF’s site… So what is the point here?

    • Anonymous says:

      You cannot seriously compare fattening fast food to the romantization of abuse!

      Incest is a social taboo. While it is illegal in many countries it can and often does occur in consensual contexts. That’s none of my business. But this is definitely about more than incest. It’s child abuse. A father sleeping with his daughter is abuse. Such stories don’t just “explore” these relationships, they eroticize and romanticize them. That’s where it’s not just fun, fun, fun anymore. There are limits to where fiction can go. This has always been the case´and it’s not something anyone here has invented.

      I frankly don’t care how much this or that other story is in violation of TOS. This story is in violation of much more than TOS. You can’t call readers hypocrites for standing up against something they find so offensive. It’s like you’re saying someone can’t tell the police their neighbor killed somebody because they didn’t report that another neigbor didn’t pay their taxes. Both acts are against the law. So because I don’t report lesser crimes I can’t report big ones? Please.

      • Anonymous says:

        Sure I can. Because what I was comparing it to was the warning. Not the romanticism of heinous things. You missed my point.

        I get that it’s abuse. I get that it’s disgusting. I get that it’s wrong on just about every level. I’m not disagreeing with any of that.

        My entire point was (listen everyone, so I don’t have to keep explaining it)—

        It’s discrimination to report a fic or attack a fic for ToS violation simply because you find it personally offensive. FFN is a cesspool of shit-fic of all kinds. I’d say at least half the stories posted are in violation of the rules. If you’re going to get all up in arms about it being a ToS violation, then you have to do the same for all violations. Not just ones that are morally, legally (or whatever) offensive.

        How would it be if the government put out a statement stating that YES all men are created equal, except for people with dark skin, because we find them savage and offensive and just disgusting?

        …oh, wait. They already did that, and look what happened.

        It’s one thing to report the fic because it’s a ToS violation. But to pick and choose what to report based on your personal tastes is discriminatory. By definition. And that is HARDLY a low level of thinking. It’s common sense.

        Isn’t the purpose of consensual acts to romanticize and eroticize? It’s either your business or it’s not. Which is it?

        • Whatdoesitmatterifitwontshowanyway? says:

          I am SHOCKED. Shocked and amazed.

          I just read a debate in the comments on Twankhard where both sides presented their arguments in, for the most part, an intelligent and thoughtful manner.

          I did report this story last week, as I was appalled by it. But now I can see both sides!

          This is distressing…

        • amaaaazed says:

          Is it possible for people to understand what your argument AND disagree with a portion of it AND still be intelligent and NOT inferior to you, oh enlightened one? I think ToS and readers reporting fic is hardly a case to get up in arms about the “slippery slope” of censorship. I reported it for the same “what-if” that someone mentioned above. The possibility that it could serve some predatory purpose. As someone who was targeted by a predator when I was younger, I know just how easy it is for some of those folks to lie in waiting patiently for the right moment to ask for more information, and that is possible even on FFn, and especially with a smaller readership. So yeah… I am a bit more sensitive to the possibility. Do I run around fandom acting like some ToS cop for every violation? No. Do I turn a blind eye to other fics, even others that I’m not a fan of? Yes. Does that make me a hypocrite to you? Probably, but I’d say I’m no different from anyone else. Even police turn a blind eye to some violations. Everyone has to negotiate their battles, if you could even call it a “battle” since it doesn’t take much to report something on FFn, which isn’t something I do often enough to be considered a rogue reader wielding a dangerous amount of power.

          • Anonymous says:

            Apparently not. And to compare civil rights issues to people reporting one fic but not another! My jaw just about hit the table.

            • amaaaazed says:

              I don’t like the implication that his/her view of censorship and freedom of expression is somehow more intelligent and less small-minded than others. Depending on your POV, the zero censorship for everyone about everything forever and ever can be small-minded and ignorant about the consequences of certain kinds of speech (hate speech, for example) in favor of seeming tolerant and open-minded of everything. I say this as a person who is incredibly tolerant and open-minded about most things. More than anything I hated the condescending and sanctimonious tone, which is how that other Anon sounded to me even as s/he attempted to say that the opposing POV was sanctimonious, but that sometimes happens in a debate. If you’re not careful, you show yourself to be what you accuse others of being.

        • Anonymous says:

          Right back at you. You didn’t get my point that it’s ridiculous to tell people they shouldn’t report anyone if they’re not going to report everyone. And please don’t diminish civil rights issues by comparing them to fanfiction. That REALLY upsets me.

          “Isn’t the purpose of consensual acts to romanticize and eroticize? It’s either your business or it’s not. Which is it?”

          Errr, what? I mentioned the romanticization of non-consensual acts/relationships.

  4. JFC says:

    …there are no words.
    I can’t think of anything vile enough…

  5. PUKE says:

    Oh god…I think I threw up in my mouth…a lot…

    I scanned her AN’s, and the last one she listed everyone who’d favorited/alerted/reviewed positively? Wow there’s some sick people in this fandom…

  6. Author Envy says:

    I have to post a few of the reviews because I find them jut as disturbing as the “author” and the “story”

    “I eat gummie bears
    2010-10-18 . chapter 1
    OMG I want more soooooooo good I’m so horny right now” <—–wow! who knew incest was so hot?!

    "SoundsLikeAPersonalProblem
    2010-10-17 . chapter 7
    I am a total freak lol I have no problem with incest stories. I have never read a Charlie/Bella one before and I have to say I really loved this one so don't let other peoples reviews get you down." <——– "I have no problem with incest stories"…I'm speechless…

    "Maiafay
    2010-10-17 . chapter 4
    There is a place for stories like this. It's called: AFF. Adult Fanfiction . net. There you can be as smutty as you want without anyone having the urge to report you. And there, you can use all the bad grammar, weird sentence structures, and the like without having to worry about people complaining. There, you can even delete signed reviews that aren't glowing with praise.
    Seriously, what don't you get about the rating system? MA fics are not allowed here.
    The don't like don't read doesn't apply. This story is too graphic or the rating. Period. The warnings about incest don't apply – and not because FFN doesn't allow incest, but the gratuitous nature of your story only exacerbates the problem.
    And FYI, chapters that are only author's notes are not allowed. And it's tacky to demand reviews from people. You continue a story because you are writing for you, not for the ignorant masses." <————amen sister/brother

  7. Imma Nonnie Tooooooo says:

    I swear I think that these types of fics are posted by trolls looking to get the fandom flailing.

    She (or he; whatev) is setting her/himself up for being twanked, flamed, reported, and generally treated like a pariah to post something like that. There is NO WAY that somebody could put something out there without knowing that it would cause an uproar if they’re involved with the fandom in any way.

    Somebody looking for drama, IMHO. If you want to write something so craptastic, put it on your own blog or something.

    • Anonymous says:

      You’d think so but a while back there was another case with Edward and Bella where he was like 30 and she was 5 or some shit. Maybe the same person.

      • Anonymous says:

        That was Tangerine Dream by YellowGlue. That story was sick because it was obvious he was getting off because she was young. The sex scene was awful.

        • Anon says:

          omfg I feel so sick right now, reading about the twanked fic and your mention of one involving a victim this young. wft is wrong with people? The pedophile aspect of Master of the Universe (where Edward was 14 when Irina started whatever she started with him) always bothered me but I became comfortable skirting around that fact because I liked that story and he was older by the point we learned about it. Im not used to hearing about stories with pedophilia or incest though, not like this. I want to curl up into a ball and cry now.

        • Tact Guy says:

          Errr. Have you actually read Tangerine Dream? Bella is a child when Edward first meets her, but he waits for her to grow up. He’s a vampire so obviously he’s not really 31, that’s just what his ID says, and how is that different from SM’s Twilight?

        • Anonnnie says:

          I didn’t know how to feel about Tangerine Dream to be honest. It was well-written, the Edward gave me a creepy Humbert Humbert vibe at first, which I really dug and then I think YellowGlue blew it with the sex scene. Like, it’s written to be erotic, but there’s nothing erotic about a grown man sleeping with a fourteen year old kid. I can’t root for that shit, and she had a much more interesting story on her hands when that Edward was just a chilling predator with a poetic inner monologue.

          • Anon E Mouse says:

            I have not read any of YellowGlue’s stories, but after reading the comments here and seeing she is one of the contributing authors for Fandom Against Domestic Violence, it made me scratch my head.

            http://fandomagainstdomesticviolence.blogspot.com/p/contributing-authors.html

            • Tact Guy says:

              Well without having read any of her work, don’t you perhaps think that you are judging her unfairly? She’s a talented writer who merely has the balls to write things that are a little different from what .every.other.writer. in the fandom is doing. Her Tangerine Dream is nothing like what this twank is about and I simply can’t understand why she’s been brought up here.

              Jesus. There’s others on that FADV author list that could incite headscratching if we’re only looking at one or two stories they’ve written.

  8. JFC says:

    Anyone care to post the account names of the trash on ff that reviewed and encouraged this shit? They should be outed too.

  9. anonymousie says:

    She even listed everybody who put her on story alert. Isn’t that a breach of privacy or something?

    • amaaaazed says:

      I don’t care what the story is, I don’t want to be called out for every story I’ve ever alerted. When/If I post review, I accept the possibility that I could get singled out, but I alert a lot of crap. Just because I alert a story, doesn’t mean I’m a fan or even a dedicated reader.

  10. PUKE says:

    Not that I would favor a story like this to begin with, but I wouldn’t want any author listing me in their AN’s for favoriting/alerting their story.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s a shame so many fics have been removed due to TOS yet crap like this stays. I came across a fic the other day that had Bella acting like a fucking hu-cow as a fetish ficyet people report lemons? What is the world coming to? That’s disgusting.

  12. Anonymous says:

    I’m not nearly ashamed to admit that I flamed the HELL out of this story. It’s disgusting, and downright deplorable. And I don’t know if I’m more worried about the fact that she writes this shit and posts it, or that there are sick people out there that are totally okay with it. Or… think it’s hot. It’s… appauling.

    • Anonymous says:

      What’s almost as appalling is the people on here defending it because “other fics break the tos” okay, fine. Report whatever else you want to report so it’s fair in your head but really? That’s the biggest issue they can recognize? That’s like testifying a certain way in a rape case on the grounds that everyone who’s committed a crime had on the same color shirt. Not the focus!

      • Anonymous says:

        “You reported this man for rape? What about the man you passed on the way who was smoking a joint? You can’t report one and not the other.”

        Yeah.

      • amaaaazed says:

        Exactly! I once drove by a cop and was 5 mph over the speed limit. He didn’t even attempt to pull me over or warn me, and I didn’t slow down or drive like a Nervous Nancy while passing him. Police in certain areas will ignore people publicly drinking out of a container concealed with a brown paper bag, even though the likelihood of that bag containing alcohol is high. They either ignore it completely or keep an eye on the situation if it becomes something more, and more often than not it doesn’t explode into a volatile situation that requires them to step in. Should those officers be expelled because they don’t use taxpaying dollars to pick up every single slight against the law? They wouldn’t be wrong to do so nor would they be the first, but trust me… most cops are happy to avoid all of that paperwork in favor of focusing on larger incidents.

        And now I feel like I should be twanked for seriously talking about FANFICTION in terms of real life commonsense about how we’re all hypocrites about the battles we pick and choose.

  13. Author Envy says:

    Eh- I don’t think this is a flamer or someone instigating anything- they don’t appear smart enough for that. Her brother using her computer to send nasty messages is about as convincing as the dog ate my homework.

    On to the point of reporting someone…I post on FF as an author bc it’s easy, but I am in CLEAR violation of the TOS with everything I have posted…so when “the man” comes a knockin on my door for TOS violation, I simply tell my readers- “Hey you can find me on Twi or TWCS or…” I know I’m breaking the rules. I know that the LU thinks I’m disgusting for posting the PWP (porn with plot) that I do…just like we feel incest is ewww…

    So yeah- I’m casting stones by reporting rubber ducky, but I’m also wear a heavily padded suit when i do it- so the rocks that others are throwing *at me* don’t hurt so much ;P

  14. NaturalSelectionDOESNOTWork says:

    Seriously? Obviously this chick and her “glowing” reviewers have never been a victim of incest or molestation by a family member. The affects of something like this are life-long. There is nothing right about this type of story and the people that get “horny” from this shit need some serious mental help.

    • Anonymous says:

      that’s exactly how I felt when I read it. Personally, I know people who gone through incest experiences, and if you ask them about it… i know for a fact they’re not going to tell you they found it hot, or sexy, or wanted it to happen again. it fucked them up. they spent years upon years in therapy and still aren’t the same.

      It’s no different than if you post a rape story. Certain things can be triggers for people. And this shit just needs to get taken down.

      • Anon E Mouse says:

        I have no prob if it’s a sex scene between consenting adults or rape or incest is mentioned as a background to the character. I think the big difference here is that the incest is written about repeatedly and put in a positive light. I def have no prob with a fic that has a protagonist who is getting over a difficult thing in her/his past like rape or incest. Although I had to skim those parts of the Perfect Wife, it, at least, wasn’t portrayed in a good light and the two who did those acts got murdered.

        • Anonymous says:

          I don’t agree on The Perfect Wife. I only skimmed it but I saw abuse/sex scenes that were written as ‘lemons’ and that was extremely disturbing. Maybe you shouldn’t have skipped those scenes.

        • Anonnnie says:

          I gotta disagree about The Perfect Wife. Those scenes were written to titillate otherwise why go into detail about such horrible things. I’ll be just as horrified from an allusion to Bella getting raped and jizzed on by her brother and father- I don’t need a play-by-play. That fic gave me nightmares for a straight week; I only read the whole thing in hope that it would end with Bella axe-murdering everyone. I’ve never been so angry about a ‘Happily Ever After’ in my life.

          • Anon E Mouse says:

            See, I didn’t take those scenes as written to titillate. I thought they were supposed to be disturbing and show how sick James and Charlie were. After first reading them, I knew I couldn’t stomach those parts, so I skimmed. Don’t get me wrong, the story icked me out on a zillion levels, but I didn’t think those scenes had the purpose to arouse.

  15. Author Envy says:

    can we get a new bi-line too…bleck morgan is so 5 minutes ago…exept when he tweets from twankhard-revealed account!

    • WTFchuck? says:

      I love you! I’m pissed! My pc dies and I come on and there’s two new twanks and all this Days of Our Lives shit on Twitter. Please update me, what else have i missed? I’m still waiting on new PC so no doubt I’m going to miss much more.

      Can I just say that anyone coming in to defend this fic in ANY way, shape or form is sick in the head. As a victim of sexual abuse as a child, to write of it in this way (YES it IS a form of child abuse) is very distasteful, not to mention down right disgusting.

      That’s all I’ve got on this one, now on to the dork that’s taken her fic down not to publish but to finish so that ya’ll can buy it later as a ‘series’. Coz sex slave books are all the rage nowadays.

  16. a nonnie says:

    wow that’s pretty fucking disgusting. what in the hell could the plot possibly be? edward’s her brother and he comes over for a threesome while their sister alice video tapes it? RIVETING.

    by the way, just wondering if you guys have seen this yet; http://twitter.com/Twank_Revealed ? it’s a twitter account made for the sole purpose of–you guessed it–revealing who is behind the big bad twankhard. of course they’re not going to just come out and say it- that would mean they actually know who it is! they’d prefer to tantalize us with a “slow reveal” of tweets consisting of everything from a link to listen to “give peace a chance,” to “Wondering who is behind the curtain of Twankhard? The real Twank is on you.” But of course, being the kind souls that they are, they’re going to give Twankhard “a chance to respond first.”

    RIVETING.

    having a hard time deciphering what their tweets mean? well, i took it upon myself to run them through my Twankanese to English translator, and here’s what it gave me:

    “well, we don’t actually know who it is behind twankhard, but we were hoping that by calling them out with random and meaningless tweets (masked as a mysterious and intense count

    • twankhard says:

      We saw it. This is our official position.

    • Anonymous says:

      That whole thing is stupid. If you know just say so. I saw on ADF a while back that Mildred Dempsey apparently knows who the 3 are behind it and that she’s not surprised but she’s not saying. Why the fuck not? Who cares? If you know and you’re going to SAY you know it’s stupid to not just say it.

      “I know the secret…but I’m not telling” well then don’t even SAY you know if you’re not going to say.

    • Anonymous says:

      We should try to reveal who’s behínd “twank-revealed”. That would be far more interesting.

      Moaaaahhhhhhhrgan?
      Sebastian *intelligasm* Richaud?
      Mac?
      SleepyVal?

      • anonymous says:

        I have this image of Twank_Revealed scrambling to “load” their evidence, but they’re stuck with an old, slow operating system. I can hear their bawwing from my couch.

      • Anonymous says:

        mac/sleepyval combo. they seem to be besties these says with their passive agressive twitter cunt-licking.

  17. anonymous says:

    TwiOthGirly faved this fic?

    *facepalm x pi*

  18. a nonnie says:

    wow that’s pretty fucking disgusting. what in the hell could the plot possibly be? edward’s her brother and he comes over for a threesome while their sister alice video tapes it? RIVETING.

    by the way, just wondering if you guys have seen this yet; http://twitter.com/Twank_Revealed ? it’s a twitter account made for the sole purpose of–you guessed it–revealing who is behind the big bad twankhard. of course they’re not going to just come out and say it- that would mean they actually know who it is! they’d prefer to tantalize us with a “slow reveal” of tweets consisting of everything from a link to listen to “give peace a chance,” to “Wondering who is behind the curtain of Twankhard? The real Twank is on you.” But of course, being the kind souls that they are, they’re going to give Twankhard “a chance to respond first.”

    RIVETING.

    having a hard time deciphering what their tweets mean? well, i took it upon myself to run them through my Twankanese to English translator, and here’s what it gave me:

    “well, we don’t actually know who it is behind twankhard, but we were hoping by calling them out with random and meaningless tweets (masked as a mysterious countdown to doom) then they would crack under the intense pressure and somehow reveal themselves- or at least that someone else would do all the dirty work and find out who it is for us. hey

    • Whocares says:

      Quite frankly I don’t give a shit who’s behind Twankhard, I think that’s why I like it. It’s a mystery, it would take out all the fun of it if we knew who they were. I’m all for not knowing 😉

    • Anon E Mouse says:

      They probably don’t know and will never find out unless the head Twanks here decide to reveal themselves.

      • twankhard says:

        2/3 of us don’t really care. We’re not big writers or readers. If we were revealed, we’d fess up and lawl. Most people have never heard of us. We just don’t see the sense in throwing out our names like they’re penises. Names mean nothing. That’s the whole point of the blog. That’s why commenters are anonymous. We’d make the wankers anonymous if we could, just to take away preconceived notions.

        • No Name says:

          Please don’t tell us who you are. No offense, but it really doesn’t matter. Your message stays much purer this way as well. You come out, you will have just been doing it for the attention.

        • garth says:

          ooooooo oooooo ooooooooooooooooo

          can we have a “guess the wanker” special? that would be sooooo radical! Like a weekly Blind Twank. It would definitely bring the lulz.

        • amaaaazed says:

          I’m a fan of not knowing… not that knowing would even change anything. If people knew my fandom username, most people would be like “who dat?” and my small circle of homies would be like, “oh girl! that was you? I was Anon#491525448123058.” And by my small circle of homies, I clearly mean my alternate personalities and their sock accounts.

  19. a nonnie with a premature posting problem says:

    (sorry Twankhard about my partial comment fails- all i know is the fuckin shit kept refreshing/having a seizure and as a result kept posting before i was finished. is there any way to delete those other comments??)

    wow that’s pretty fucking disgusting. what in the hell could the plot possibly be? edward’s her brother and he comes over for a threesome while their sister alice video tapes it? ngl, i’m like SOOOO turned on right now!

    by the way, just wondering if you guys have seen this yet; http://twitter.com/Twank_Revealed ? it’s a twitter account made for the sole purpose of–you guessed it–revealing who is behind the big bad twankhard. of course they’re not going to just come out and say it- that would mean they actually know who it is! they’d prefer to tantalize us with a “slow reveal” of tweets consisting of everything from a link to listen to “give peace a chance,” to “Wondering who is behind the curtain of Twankhard? The real Twank is on you.” But of course, being the kind souls that they are, they’re going to give Twankhard “a chance to respond first.”

    RIVETING.

    having a hard time deciphering what their tweets mean? well, i took it upon myself to run them through my Twankanese to English translator, and here’s what it gave me:

    “how dare those assholes make fun of MoG! don’t they know that he’s practically the anne rice of twi-fic! that’s it- we’re totally gonna out them!… well, we don’t actually know who it is behind twankhard, but we were hoping by calling them out with random and meaningless tweets (masked as a mysterious countdown to doom) then they would crack under the intense pressure and somehow reveal themselves- or at least that someone else would do all the dirty work and find out who it is for us. hey it’s not our fault that we want to be popular in the fandom too but we couldn’t figure out a way to do it on our own!”

    they mean bizniz.

    • Anonymous says:

      I don’t think it really matters who’s behind twankhard, but I think soon enough it’s going to be fairly obvious. If there are no twanks on a couple of VERY twank-worthy people (who have been mentioned numerous times in the comment areas & can’t imagine haven’t been on twankhard radar) then I think we’ll know it’s either them, or their BFF’s behind it.

      • easgsrg says:

        But then, if they were big enough for us to notice and for it to be so obvious, then wouldn’t they just twank themselves once to take away any suspicion? Hmmmmm…..

  20. WantToHumpTwankWard says:

    I just can’t sit here and read the whole argument about if you report this then you should report everything else that violates TOS.

    That argument while some points are valid, is also such a low level of thinking.

    Incest, Rape anything that is NOT A CONSENSUAL ACT act or involves UNDERAGE is completely UNACCEPTABLE, whether it be online or in the community. If you know it’s happening and don’t report it, then you’re contributing to the crime.

    It’s disgasting and I’m happy enough to say that I reported it for violation. I’ve reported every other Incest or Rape story that I’ve been alerted to as well.

    That Is All………

    As for Twankhard Revealed Twitter…I saw they were following me..I ignored them..quite frankly I don’t want to know who’s behind it, because then the website won’t exist and I’ll have nothing to check when I get online in the mornings!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      right? it’s the most ridiculous…*deep breath*

      gotta chill, gotta let it go.
      I already blew up about it earlier.

      • speechlessinspeedos says:

        I can’t stop laughing. Not about the twank but the logistics behind what makes a story report worthy.

        Incest and rape are illegal, therefore if its written in a FICTIONAL story it should be reported. Hmm, last time I checked, murder was illegal in all fifty states too but how many fics are reported when Bella is magically turned into a vampire? Oh wait! But that’s tasteful so it isn’t report worthy, right?

        And for all you law-abiding citizens who report the possibilty of any and all crimes. How many have you checked into the laws of your own state? Did you know it’s illegal in twenty-three states to even engage in oral sex? Regardless of age? God damn, better report those fics too, huh?

        But why stop there? Necrophilia is also illegal (refrains from pointing out the obvious) along with beastility. In fact, the more I think about it the more I believe it’s illegal to enagae in any type of warfare on American soil. Better report those authors who write of battle scenes involving the Volturi. You never know, they could secretly be terrorists, trolling for young, unsuspecting soldiers.

        So as we attempt to rightly or wrongly bend the rules to fit our needs, Fanfiction.net keeps upgrading their programming. Just wait until you can’t even use the word “penis” or “pussy”because the system won’t upload the text. A few years from now and we’ll all be arguing over the inappropriate use of “who-who” and “hot dog” and how the placement of such innocouous words are criminal writers in disguise.

    • Twilight Slush says:

      But what about stories like EP or Just Wait that have rape, underage sex, drug use, sex trafficking, etc. Why don’t those stories get reported? What makes them so different?

      It’s all a slippery slope to me…

  21. Tact Guy says:

    Good on the author for posting warnings out the wazoo. I wouldn’t be reading it, based on that. Incest squicks me hard. I probably wouldn’t waste my time reporting, I’m sure there’s worse shit out there.

    But the author deserves to be twanked for insisting on only ‘nice’ reviews. You put that kind of shit out there, it’s gonna get negative reviews, it’s gonna get flames, it’s gonna get reported for TOS violations. He/She/It also deserves twanking for posting the pennames of those who have faved and alerted (or whatever she did) the fic.

    That’s just nasty.

    • AnonymousHonesty says:

      Exactly! Don’t you just hate it when people write something that’s clearly controversial and they ask for nice reviews.

      That’s like saying “Imma blow up this building but don’t yell at me!”

      Bitch please. You can’t say shit like that. It’s gonna get negative reviews. I hate when people ask for no flames on something flame worthy.

    • amaaaazed says:

      MTE! I don’t understand when certain writers act surprised when they get mean reviews or get reported.

  22. oh jeebus says:

    Wow, I usually come here for the lulz, but we’ve got a few srs bzns discussions going on.

    Not to make light of the serious topics raised by this twank (like incest, censorship, abuse of any kind) but quick, someone say something funny!

  23. Anonymous says:

    Aw, the twank got approved! I’m thankful.

    People don’t get confused with what to report and what not to report. Let’s keep it simple, I cannot see what you do in your house, but if there’s a minimal amount of conscience in your mind, you would report this. This is the most important part. You want to report normal sex? Meh, up to you , as you wish; at the end that is also in the FFnet TOS so…
    But the disgust and complete rage this stuff causes me has no name. I haven’t experienced anything like this thank fucking god, but just put yourself for a second in the feet of someone who has survived this, can you imagine the rage and impotence that person can fee when they see THIS, that has been done to them, being portrayed as something sexy? I can barely think about it, cos I would want to vomit…

    And sadly this is not the only story that has these aberrations… Should I twank about it, I really don’t think so because it’s all the same. But this other was completely disgusting if not worse….

    “Forbidden » by dark.edward.obsession
    Bella swan is six years old, innocent and niave follow her on her journey as she grows up under the mercy of her big brother Edward Swan, this story contains incest/spanking and a dark possessive Edward! don’t like it, don’t read it!”

    And if you try to read the story I can only assure you a quick gag reflex.

    (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6324120/1/Forbidden)

    Bella is a 6 year old being practically molested by her older brother Edward (17) that usually punishes her with spankings and sometimes a hairbrush. Do I have to say more? Cos I could, and if you enter the story you will see even more wrong, disgusting stuff. All over the “story”…

    This “story” is up since 9-14-10 and it still hasn´t been taken down. Even better?: Reviews: 442 (!?!?!)

    Some I quote…

    “nice chapter! keep them coming.

    speed it up to like, when she is what? 12-14 ish. puberty ageish. so her hormones are acting up, and there is MORE of her for edward to… umm… look after… and shtuff like dat.

    update soon please!”

    “omg i these kinds of stories!

    i’ve been looking fro more of these and BAM!

    here it is lol

    hahahaha i’m so in love with this story! :D”

    ” Omfg edward is so creepy and weird and mental. But I loveeee this story so much. 🙂 now that I think about it Edward is always creepy an weird in darkward/possessive stories. Update again soon love your story”

    Yes, I know… reviewers IQs seem to be only in two digits and pointing down… I can only shake my head sadly.

    • AnonymousHonesty says:

      That story has over 400 reviews! Are you kidding me with this shit? That’s psychotic. Who the fuck is reading that?

    • I_Am_Hungry says:

      Why do I click on these links?!? :-O

      Here’s one of the reviews: “good they’re fnally together, maybe you can make bella 10 years old? i want her to fall for edward already or at least, stop seeing him as a brother :(”

      Yes, because 7 years old is creepy, but 10 is just fine! Blech.

  24. Nonnie101 says:

    I can’t even with this. When I read the summary in the post, I actually had an involuntary full body shiver. Fucking disgusting.

  25. Anonymous says:

    This type of story is not my cup of tea so I stay the hell clear of them. The thought of reading something likejust that turns my stomach.

    But I can see the writers POV, I mean how many warnings must one post about the story? It’s quite simple people – if you don’t want to read that topic then don’t!

    • amaaaazed says:

      Well… people don’t have to read something completely to report it, especially since someone said that this story was getting past around on twitter with direction that people please report it. That’s not how I came across this story though it was a somewhat similar situation, but if this fic inspired that sort of campaign, it’s kind of different than say … seeing a summary and just not clicking on it, or seeking something out to go on a reporting spree. I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of the people who reported this story and/or left mean reviews were directed to it from emails or other postings about “sick shit.”

  26. garth says:

    people can report whatever they want. I’ll think they’re lameshits if they report consensual sex of any kind, and I’ll think they’re cool if they report stories that romanticize rape, incest, or abuse. Inverse is true for the writers of respective stories. simple really. It’s not about censorship since it’s on a site with rules. You want to write kiddy porn? Take it to your own twisted blog.

  27. twankhardyouaremylifenow says:

    It’s scary how many people are turned on by incest.

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s because the reviewer are mostly children. When Daddy’s Favorite Girl report request went out, I was surprised by how many reviews it had and I wondered why people were saying. There were 30 ‘unique’ reviewers. I looked up their profiles and most of them were admittedly under age (under 18) of the 30, only four had ages in their profile over 18, or other details that made it appear the were adults.

      Yes it was crazy to look those up, but it was better way to channel my curiosity then actually reading the fic itself. Skimming was bad enough (I had to before I was comfortable reporting)

      By far, most of the reviewers were children themselves.

      • twankhardfan numberone says:

        They can type in that they’re under 18 but how do you know if they really are? They could be dirty old men who are pretending. Hell even the writer could be some pedophile tryng new channels. Anything’s possible on the internet. And if they really are kids then I’m scared and disturbed about that.

  28. Anonymous says:

    I wish I was surprised by this. There are so many incest stories in this fandom and people continue to review with how “hot” they think the story is. How can anyone find this hot? There are a couple of people I know for whom I have lost complete and total respect because I saw them leave positive reviews on another incest fic I was shown a few months back.

  29. Oh hell no says:

    The brother signing onto the account is the best part. hahaha. 🙂

  30. LOLOL!!!1111 says:

    What’s even douchier? If you leave her a review about reporting her (and you are a writer, too) she will go to your stories and leave you nasty reviews. Klassy. With a K.

  31. *singing the Doug themesong* says:

    She changed her profile name to haterslovetohateme1234 and her story name to Daddy’s Girl so people can’t search for her…. *shakes head*

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