Report A Twank

Seen some twank? Let us know. Once received and reviewed, if the twank is worthy, it will be posted and archived for later laughs. Possibly, not all twanks will go through. What can we say? We’re trying to entertain here.  Send us any of the following:

  • Publishing wank
  • Author Note wank
  • Twitter wank
  • Shipper wank
  • Grudge wank
  • Plagiary wank
  • Not Even Funny wank (for the racists, sexists, & bigots of the fandom)
  • Blog/Community wank (us =D)
  • Review wank (reviewer and/or author)
  • Robsten/Nonsten wank

Examples of bad and good twank reports:

  • Bad twank: Twank MarySue!
  • Good twank: MarySue attacked a reviewer on this page (include link/screenshot) for leaving concrit.

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  • Bad twank: MarySue always leaves long A/Ns and she unfollows people all the time.
  • Good twank: MarySue left a long A/N for chapter 21 cussing out another author. Ban/unfollow war ensues (include link/screenshot).

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  • Bad twank: MarySue and JaneDoe had a flamewar last year.
  • Good twank: MarySue and JaneDoe are at it again on Twitter! And there’s a history (include link/screenshot).

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  • Bad twank: You should do a blog about that time MarySue held her chapters for reviews.
  • Good twank: MarySue held her chapters for reviews again this week. And there’s a history (include link/screenshot).

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How old is too old?

Twank has a 1 week shelf-life, but can be resurrected in light of a recent twank. It’s not funny to post old twanks because we’ve already beaded those horses. If you can find a way to have them brought up again because of new twank, then it’s a really good twank.

Report A Twank

If you have screenshots or other information, you can email the twank to twankhard@gmail.com. Please read the rules and below before submitting.

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