Please refer to the rules below before submitting a twank or comment.

  • We will not publish your penname to the twank. This goes for the comments, too. Why do we do this? Because it isn’t worth the drama and it takes the attention away from the real issue.
  • We do not twank minors. No exceptions.
  • We will not publish screenshots from closed/private communities, blogs, or twitter accounts. This includes emails. If the community is one-click -to-join only, it’s fair game. If the Twitter/community/LJ/blog/facebook/whatever was public at the time of wank, but gets locked after-the-fact, it’s fair game. (Cleo said it best:  “The real key here is the intention of privacy–if it was never intended for public consumption, behind closed doors it’s got to stay. This also includes private emails, unless permission is given to quote.
  • We will not publish or allow comments with racism, sexism, and/or bigotry of any kind. Same goes for threats and unreasonably malicious personal attacks. We’re here to point and laugh, folks. Let’s not be wankers ourselves.
  • We will not tolerate stupidity. Unless we’re laughing at it.